I know we’re usually fun and games here, but something has been bothering me.

Something so bizarre that we decided to do a full-fledged investigation. I’m Emile Ennis Jr. and this is “Does Trisha Paytas own a chair?: An investigation”

I mean, she’s NEVER sitting on a proper chair

Before you go down and make a comment, I know she KNOWS what a chair IS

And I’m convinced she’s never bothered to actually BUY one

Who knows. Maybe her floor is super comfy

and this guy’s lap is Free.99

Look, in 2015 she tweeted “in my own little corner, in my own little chair” along with this picture…but WHERE IS THE CHAIR

The floor. Is. Her. Happy. Place.

“Sitting on my kitchen floor with nothing to do. Feeling the air conditioning come through. That’s a song.”

And don’t worry guys, it’s definitely clean.

“okay that’s good enough”

Look, all I’m saying is that maybe Trisha knows something that we don’t know.

Does she own a chair? Well, we won’t know for sure until we go see her house ourselves. So Trisha, what do you say? Let’s do a vlog together. I’ll bring the chicken nuggets.

If I missed any evidence that she doesn’t own a chair, please let me know in the comments below! I’ll add them to my collection. And I don’t want to hear from ANY chair truthers!

And make sure you subscribe to Clevver News so you can check out our vlog with Trisha if it ever comes.

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